He's a Methuselah and incredibly potent but his life's work is to make what is implied to be all the shitty movies of Hollywood.
I always liked the idea of Christopher being a stealth parody of Helena and Menele. Mind you, it would explain why Nines is in charge as well since Salvador went Cathayan. Sometimes you kill for the revolution, more often you die. Salvador being among the few Brujah who actually can walk the walk as a military force capable Anarch. Not the least because Nines is Hispanic, a revolutionary with a lot of respect among the Brujah, actually intelligent, but professionally trained. He's the 9th progeny of Salvador Garcia and the previous eight are, yes, dead. * Another piece of headcanon is 'Nines' is actually a meaningful name like the Malkavians believe. Roger Corman has already been transformed. I assume Michael Bay is marked for the Embrace. He is probably still there in the shadows, pulling the strings behind Issac.I always liked the idea of Christopher being a stealth parody of Helena and Menele.
Christopher may be an artless poser, but he is actually very skilled at being vampire.
